A Message From Santa Claus
Popped into the local alehouse for a stiffener before I started my duties to bring cheer to the poor and needy, but what I beheld shocked me to the core....
It was full of knotted scarfed middle class twats with their snotty nosed Tabithas and Thoms saying "I`ll take three hot chocolates and two mulled wines " while playing with their sodding smart phones and then sitting infront of the real log fire so no one else can see or feel it.
And then they insist " A Fairy Tale Of New York" is the BEST Christmas song ever;
Wankers
Saint Nicholas
As I told you before the Best Chistmas song is
Belshazzar`s Feast Hampshire Mummers Song
Happy Christmas Jules
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